BBQ beach parties

Ive recently attended a few beach parties and i have to say their quite fun BUT its not that fun when you happen to eat sand. I dont get it, why do people even organize beach bbqs' at all? Why not just have a bbq at home and then go to the beach to play.

Ive come up with a scientific sign when you know you're gona have a tummy ache after you have eaten the bbq. In other words, you can tell if the food you eat will make your tummy go crazy or not.

When you are cooking your food on the beach, or may i say bbq, you wont notice anything yet until its cooked or whatever makes you happy enough to put the food in your mouth. When you munch on the food, if you munch on something which is very fine, you will hear a few "krunch" sounds. Well, thats when you know your gona have a stomachache because your eating sand -_- FML

Facebook RANT on family requests

Sometimes when i view some peoples' facebook page, i happen to browse through their "family tab". I see some people having countless brothers and sisters. I mean its normal if u have like a few real siblings and a few close friends that u may call "brother" or "sister" but its not normal for you to have like countless siblings! Are you guys implying that your parents love to make babies? lots and lots of babies? Whats sup with that?! I feel that it's kinda annoying in some ways and kinda stupid in every way -_- Its dumb!!