Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Ever wonder what your life purpose is? Instead of always following what others want. What others think its right for you? Ever though that what you do might be wasting your time or you could be doing something better? I have. What am i doing studying and wasting my time in school for? After i graduate, im still going to study in uni for at least another 5 years. And then what? Work? Then what is the meaning in life? I think people should enjoy life and do the things they like no matter what people think weather its wrong or right. Instead of wasting time doing things they dont like. Make sense? Think about it people.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Rant of the day : Things to know about boys

Boys are funny creations of god if you ask me. They get excited for the littlest of things and chemistry happens down in their pants. XD Here are some things girls should know to help you girls understand your boyfriends or guy friends a little better. WARNING: these does not apply to all boys. It may all differ accordingly.)


1) Boys get easily jealous if his girlfriend is flirting with other boys but they themselves flirt with other girls. ( It does not apply to all boys out there) -: so the best way to counter this, girls, your better off with better guys XD


2) If you find something sticking up under his pants, don't get alerted and start whacking it. XD Its probally just you who is getting him all excited XD -: You can either pretend you did not see it, or if your the wild type, you can give it a little shake at somewhere alone to experiment to see what happends XD

There are more but i dont think im not gonna post it out or ill loose all my readers XD

Actually today's rant is for entertainment purposes. Nothing serious and all so dont take it too hard. I hope i dont scare you girls 0.0

Topic of the day : Finding Love

Today's topic would be about finding love. Love is out there and you will have to get out there and find it. If you like someone, dont be afraid to ask for their number or email because if you dont, you might loose your one chance of getting your one true love. Dont think just because you ask for her/his number, your cheap and all. That's totally not true! Sure it might be a little awkward at first but in the end you'll gain from it. Trust me! Its worth every of your shame, sweat, pride and value. This goes for both girls and boys alike. Dont think just because your a girl and your friends tell you that its cheap to ask for a guy's number. Let me tell you that guys wont think that way at all. Your friends are probally jealous that you have the guts to ask for a guy's contact and they cant.

Also, if the guy don't make the first move, then you do it. It wont hurt to let someone know you like them. Love dont just appear, you'll have to find it yourself! sometimes you'll have to do everything even if your a girl. Love is now or never, so go out there and find yourself your one true love but be careful. There are also downsides to it. If you want to read about the downsides, then just leave a comment at my facebook wall requesting for one. Thanks and all the best to you true love finders out there. =D

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Topic of the day : Outlook or Heart

A lot of people wonder if the outlook or the heart of a person maters more. Well, here are my thoughts about it.
Firstly, outlook is important but its not everything because heart too matters. In fact, to me heart matters more in the long run coz it takes a lot of commitment, trust and love to have a well and loving relationship right? What if the partner is super good looking but deep inside he/she is just pretending to love and care for you. Worse, he/she cheats on you behind your back! So what i want to conclude is that heart wins over appearance in all ways. =) So go for a person for their heart and not all on the outlook. Ok people, that's all for today;s topic. REMEMBER, love a person for who they are inside and not who they are on the outside coz no matter how pretty or good looking you are, the sad and ugly truth is that everyone eventually gets old -.-

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

How to cheer up on breakups

If your feeling emo, sad and all, please dont do any of the things listed in the previous topic. Ive got some advice for you breakup emo cry-babies out there. =D

Here are the things can do to cheer yourself up (be warned, some of the things to do are not adviced but it can cheer you up)


1)Have some ice-cream? Mostly for girls as everyone knows that girls are greedy XD HAHA (The cheer up effect will only last for a few minutes when your consuming the ice-cream. After that, your gona feel sad again) ( not really recommanded but its good for temparaly relieval)


2)Give yourself a tight slap and tell yourself that there are over 20Billion people in this world and your sad over just 1 person out of the 20Billion? Think of the endless possibilities XD


3)Get a new partner to forget about the other person. (In with the new and out with the old) (not really recommended but it can really take your mind off about the breakup)



4)Go hang out with friends and enjoy yourself or go on a holiday with your bestest of friends. This will definately take your mind off on the breakup. (Highly recommended!)


5)Be single and tell yourself that being single actually is better than having a partner. The reason is because your not tied up. You can do the things you want to and not be afraid that your partner will get mad or anything. Also, being single enables you to know more people and flirt around more and enjoy yourself while doing so. (This is highly recommended because i myself is also single XD)


Dont ask me how it feels being single or am i happy being single because everyone have got their own viewpoints. Im not siding any so im keeping quiet on it =P If all those methods dont work, then call me up. Ill make u happy muahahaha! (girls only!) XD

Above all, the secret to it all is actually to be positive. If your thinking positively on everything, then you wont be sad. Not one bit really.

Topic of the day:Breakups

A lot of people do crazy things when they break up in relationships such as :

1)Listen to emo music in front of the comp and stare pointlessly at nothing

2)Cut themselves and bleed to death (mostly girls, if boys do it then their probaly pussies)

3)Sleep all day and all night and never wake up.

4)Eat less and less each day and finally die of anaroxia

5)Lock themselves in their room and quarantine themselves from society

I want to say that if you've done any of the things listed above, then your probaly stupid and emo XD No offence.
What i always say is that if your sad from breakups then get a new partner to forget the old partner. (IN WITH THE NEW AND OUT WITH THE OLD) XD

Nah, just kidding with ya'll. What you should do is that, if you would not want to get hurt then, dont start dating at an early age and if your old enough or you think your old enough, then take the time to know the person better, choose wisely and start slowly and then date. Dont just rush things. Mostly rushing would cause a bad relationship. If you are unsure if that person is a good or bad person and he has just proposed to you then you should probaly tell him or her that you need more time to know each other better. If he or she is a good partner for you then he or she will wait for you. So take your time and make the right decisions =D

This is just an advice for you people out there who is looking for love. Until next time, come back and view my blogs. If any of my advice helps then please tell me because it would really make me happy to know that i have helped someone =D

P license for car

I took my car exam yesterday and today the P license came out. Very happy because i dont have to count on my dad to drive me around anymore =D I can go places to places and not cause any inconvenience to anyone anymore. OH YEAH! How awsome is that?=D


Friday, March 5, 2010

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Topic of the day: SCHOOL

Well, people always think that school is a place for only learning and full of dicipline. Do you agree with that? I say NO!! WAKE UP old timers! School is not only just a learning place. Its a place for making friends, building a social life, to be independent, and a lot more on charater building. In short it prepares us for the doggy dog world out there.

School should be a fun place to go so that students wouldnt ever think of not going to school. Instead students are happy to go to school to meet their friends, have fun and learn at the same time! That's the right way to learn. At least thats what i think.

What really ticks me off is that teachers or even principles saying:


1:Hey cut your hair boy, its too long. / Hey tie up your hair girl. Its too untidy!
(ok first of all, wtf does hair have to do with studies? Will it effect out studies? The answer is a complete no! Everyone wants to look good right? If teachers want to look ugly with no hair, then do so but dont tell us to be like you guys, its just bullcrap =D Secondly your not our parents, what rights have you got to tell us how to look? So i say this rule definately have to be scratched off!!)


2:Hey u there! Dont talk in class or off you go to the principle's office!
( When was talking ever a bad thing in life?? Obviously if your talking too loudly in class n disrupting the class, thats something else. If your talking softly to your friend, asking him about class work or just saying a sentence, i think theres no harm to it at all. In fact, if your not talking at all and just listening to the oh so boring teacher teach, then probally everyone would be falling asleep. Also, i think this need some improvement on for school teachers)


3:What I really hate is schools with super long hours. Naturally, if someone is awake and paying attention for long straight hours, they would be tired after everything is finished but thats not it. The school, expects the poor child to have his own revision after the super tiring school. Like wtf?! You make us tired and expect us to still have our own revisions? FYL! If schools with short menagable time tables, then students would be able to have their own revision and also have sufficient rest. Thats what the europeans are doing and look how they turned out. BETTER THAN US!


To counter these sucky rules, here are some tips and guides to help you survive the everyday life in school.

1:If you hate the teachers or principles of your school, i suggest you trash their cars when your out of school =P Do not do it when your still schooling. Remember, you still need them in order to pass.

2:Let all your stress and anger out when your having break. Go have a drink, chill, chat amongst friends, play pranks on each other and just blow your minds and have fun but dont go too far until you get detention -.-

3:When your bored in class and the teacher is just blabering away, i suggest you consume a sweet n sour candy to twinkle your taste buds XD or if you see your friends about to sleep, spray water on them to wake them up. Or simply just talk to your friends and joke around. Laugh a bit to be more alert. Just dont get caugh =P



All i want to say is that school life should be fun because we only get to go to school once so dont waste it. I recommend you have fun breaking a few rules once in a while to let off some stress BUT just dont get caught =P ENJOY YOUR SCHOOL LIFE PEOPLE! Yours truely~Henry Ooi =)

Monday, March 1, 2010

Technology

What can you do with technology these days? Here are some of the things you can do.

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, upgrade it, charge it, press it, snap it, work it, erase it, write it, get it, paste it, save it, load it, check it, quickly write it, play it, vert it, rip it, crack it, drop it, zip it, feel it, lock it, loose it, find it, view it, scroll it, browse it, cross it, twit it, update it, name it, read it, tune it, scan it, save it, fax it, touch it, ring it, watch it, turn it, leave it.

Wooooh dats all i know hahaha XD


Just a random stuff i thought of XD

Rant of the day

My rant of today would be how people are thinking on getting their loved ones. Some people with super high expectations wants a guy or girl with perfect features but all they
ever do is sit on their ass and wait. Don't you think its a bit out of sense? Your perfect partner wouldn't just come by your house and knock on your door and say hey im your perfect partner wana start dating? These kinda things dont happen in real life people! WAKE UP!


What i have learned in life is that you have to work for something to get it. The harder
you work for that something the better the situation will work out. Someone very wise
always say that, BE THE RIGHT ONE TO GET THE RIGHT ONE. That's very true from
what i see. So people stop sitting down on your asses and go find your one true love out there!
Love is now or never and everyone deserves to be loved =D But of course be careful when choosing the right one. Good luck and
please thank me if my rant of today helped you in any way =P

Exusses to hang up a long phone call

Some of you people out there are probally looking for ways to hang up on a long and boring phone call. Well then let me teach you a few exccusses to do so without having the person on the phone to ever finding out =D


excuse 1: I gotta go to the toilet coz i gotta lau sai! byebye! (There's no way the person on the phone can counter your excuse unless if he wants to hear you take a crap -_-)


excuse 2: Today was a long day n im so tired. Wana go get some rest cya. (There's still a way the person on the phone can counter this excuse coz some lifeless people tend to pretend they didnt hear what you said, so the best way if this happens is that you pretend to fall asleep and not answer the person haha! )


excuse 3: Hey i gotta go have (breakfast, lunch, dinner n etc). (This excuse is useful only after a few hours)


excuse 4: Hey i gotta finish my (homework, peka, folio n etc). (This excuse is useful if you combine it with excuse 2 because after giving this excuse you can followup with excuse 3 to avoid the person calling until the next day =D )

excuse 5: My dad wants me to do something for him. Cant talk now his really mad. ( Great to avoid someone for a long time =D)


Well, these are a few exccusses to give when you encounter long boring phone calls from lifeless people. How awsome is the invention of lying huh? XD