BBQ beach parties

Ive recently attended a few beach parties and i have to say their quite fun BUT its not that fun when you happen to eat sand. I dont get it, why do people even organize beach bbqs' at all? Why not just have a bbq at home and then go to the beach to play.

Ive come up with a scientific sign when you know you're gona have a tummy ache after you have eaten the bbq. In other words, you can tell if the food you eat will make your tummy go crazy or not.

When you are cooking your food on the beach, or may i say bbq, you wont notice anything yet until its cooked or whatever makes you happy enough to put the food in your mouth. When you munch on the food, if you munch on something which is very fine, you will hear a few "krunch" sounds. Well, thats when you know your gona have a stomachache because your eating sand -_- FML

Facebook RANT on family requests

Sometimes when i view some peoples' facebook page, i happen to browse through their "family tab". I see some people having countless brothers and sisters. I mean its normal if u have like a few real siblings and a few close friends that u may call "brother" or "sister" but its not normal for you to have like countless siblings! Are you guys implying that your parents love to make babies? lots and lots of babies? Whats sup with that?! I feel that it's kinda annoying in some ways and kinda stupid in every way -_- Its dumb!!

Love, experience, growing up,

Love and life has a lot in common. Both, we learn to do the right things but if we do the wrong things, we learn from our mistakes and to never repeat them through the easy way or the hard way. My love life isnt perfect, in fact it's complicated and pretty messed up.

I learned that love is something that everyone must go through sooner or later. May it be at high school, college, work place, neighbourhood, online, offline?, that line this line whose line my line your line -_-. Everyone has to go through it. I personally went through the hard way but recently ive learned something important in the process and i would like to share it with all of you.

You see, i made a wrong decision 2 years back and the outcome was huge. Sure it may be a good decision back then but after that i realized how stupid i was. After the day, my whole life came crumpling down without her. I just learned and realized from yesterday that no matter how hard you try to fix a sinking ship, you wont bring the ship back to it's sailing days.

People say that why wait for a tree when you can have a mountain full of trees? or even there are a lot of fishes in the sea and we'll be the fishermen/women. The meaning to these sayings are that why wait and commit all your time for a girl/guy when you can go looking for others more and far better than them? You may say it's because im loyal, committed and faithful but the thing is, the relationship is long gone and things wont be the same any more. Time wont rewind and things wont be like it used to be so i say, move on. Find a better one, you deserve better treatment because everybody deserves to be loved right? RIGHT! Though you may still love the person very very much still, but it cannot be helped. No matter how hard you try, things arent the same anymore and it wont get any better if you try harder. Best to give up and look for a new one to start a new life with them. Memories will never fade but nevertheless move on... No point waiting.

The point is, even though you still love that person, you may still continue with your life and find a new one. Who knows maybe the love for the new person may overlap the old one. Loyal and committed is another thing. Most people dont get how it really goes. I myself dont, until just yesterday. Commitment and loyalty towards someone is when your partner shows it to you as well. Its a two way thing. You cannot do it alone. So if you guys are still stuck at a point, i suggest you move on =/ If you guys need any advice, ring me up. Im there to listen to your sad stories because i myself have been through it. Everyone has their own set of sad story. =/

Lovely quotes for your loved ones . (sort of)

Here are some romantic quotes for you love birds out there =P

Your the air i breathe

Your the honey and im the bee

Your the music i listen to

Your the toast and im the butter

Your the apple in the pie i eat

Your the decay in my teeth

Your the sweat from my body

Your the shit that comes out from my anus

Your the urine i pee

Your the mud and im the grass

Im just kidding guys. Dont say these quotes to your loved ones XD

faithful and unfaithful guys

Faithful guys tells his girl that he loves her everyday
Unfaithful guys tells his girl or rather girls that he loves her once in a while

Faithful guys wait for his girl to sleep
Unfaithful guys well, they just sleep 0.0

Faithful guys says yes to whatever his girl's needs
Unfaithful guys says no to whatever his girl's needs

Faithful guys says i love you to his girl
Unfaithful guys says i love you to his girls

Faithful guys are hard to find
Unfaithful guys are easy to find

Faithful guys tells his girl everything she needs to know
Unfaithful guys tell his girl everything she needs to know except, their all lies

Faithful guys are always happy with his girl
Unfaithful guys are always unhappy with his girl and always complains about it

Faithful guys tells his buddies that shes the one
Unfaithful guys tells his buddies that which one is the one to choose from?

Faithful guys waits for his girl no matter how long it takes
Unfaithful guys waits for his girl but in the mean time, he gets other girls

Life of a form5 student

A life of a form 5 student is hard especially when its near the SPM exam. First, we need to take in account that a 17 year old student is undergoing puberty. Body changes occurs both physically and mentally, chemically as well. That would be strange to some to handle.

Secondly, The stress on studies for the big exam. Parents nagging, heart uneasy.

Thirdly, entertainment and friends. You may think that entertainment and friends arent important but i can tell you that both are very well important. The reason is because, people give up entertainment and friends for studies but deep down inside their heart, they still want to have fun and enjoy but they cant because of the SPM exam. This causes a lot of stress for the person.

You may say that everything will be alright after the SPM exam but to me its not so because that's when the fun stops. You see, in school we live a happy carefree life. Our parents or guardians worry about the finance and everyday life struggles and as for us, all we have to do is to go to school and to learn a thing or two while having fun at it. Upon leaving school, i feel that there's a hollow gap that needs filling. It needs the enjoyment of the school life. School may be hard sometimes but at times its fun. That kind of fun cannot be attained once your out of school. The fun where we run around, play here and there in school with our fellow friends. Example, we learn to respect one another. We learn how to enjoy ourselves and to attain knowledge along the way. Those are all going to end once your out of school. I personally enjoyed my high school life at my younger days around 13-15 years old. After that, its all stress and more stress because of all the worrying on friends, studies, or even my future where i dont know what to do after high school. I really miss those days where all we do in school were play and more playing, play pranks on each other, make friends and more. These friendship bondings are the best because we get to know one another.

SPM is near so my advice is this, dont study anymore but just look through and refresh your mind on your subjects. Just have a quick revision. Then, one day before the exam starts, enjoy yourself. Have your brain a refreshing rest. Let it rest, have some fun, get some time out with friends and enjoy yourselves. That's a good way to take the exam. I guarantee you, you'll feel much better when taking the exam. Get a good rest before the exam day and eat well also.

Lastly, i bid everyone whose taking SPM good luck. Hope you guys do well. =) Dont forget, enjoy your life =D

Who needs love when you have friends =D

Like the title says, who needs love when you have friends right? RIGHT!
Couples shares everything but it wont last forever. How many times does a person changes a bf or a gf? (typical teenager) Around 2-3 averagely calculated. How about friends? How often do you change friends? The answer is 2% of the time which sums up to be very very very slim chance. Well after reading all those, i hope you get my point but i hate to ring it to you. All those were made up by me -_- you just got punked =P

Although, friends are good, being in a relationship is as well. There are of course pros and cons to both. example,

1)Friends you can keep them for a long time where as bf/gf, tend to change a lot at the teenage hood.

2)You share stuff that you dont share with anyone else, even your closest friends but you do with your partner.

3)The feeling of having a friend and a bf/gf are both totally different.

4)Friends are there for you when you need them for example, on breakups. BF/GF ditch you on breakups XD

5)Friends tend to last longer whereas partners, well they tend to change. A lot for some people and a few for some, for some even none but those cases are very very very very very very very very very very rare -_-

6)Friends are easy to find and they come in bunch, groups and sometimes even bundles? huh? 0.0 GF/BFs they only come in one. How sad =(

7)If your still reading this, your my true fan haha. Im just too lazy to write anymore XD

The world

The world is not an easy place to live in, but its not a hard place either 0.0 what am i saying? Well you see, some people are born with a good life and for some, they work themselves up the ladder. Its up to you to decide your fate and future. No such thing as luck if your wondering =P Some have big dreams BUT no effort. Some, dream big but the dreams die off sooner or later so stop dreaming and just do it. Things will work out eventually. The world is somehow fair in a way. You cannot have everything and yet u wont get nothing. Its like the saying goes, "in order to receive, you have to give" (i think so?) You gotta help yourself to help yourself.

BLOG IS OUTDATED AND WILL BE UPDATED ONLY AFTER SPM! PLEASE COME BACK THEN. THANKYOU.

life's lesson

Life may be hard for everyone in some point of their lives no matter its love, financial, work, family or studies, there will always be hard moments in life. No one can escape that and there's no shortcuts in life so maybe these advice will help you people to go through life a little better. Its like oil on a rusted wheel.

1)Love is something everyone cannot deny. It happens when it happen at any age. I realize that most teenagers encounter this problem rather than adults. The simple reason is because thats all for a teenager to worry about other than their studies. (A normal schooling teenager i mean) Well, if your relationship with your boy/girl isnt going well, then be honest with him/her. Talk out your problems together and solve them together. That's what love is all about and dont hide it from each other and keep it all to yourselves. That's the worst thing ever. Most likely to explode and ruin the whole relationship. Then as for you those who are desperately in love with one person, all i can say is try your best and dont give up. Then for those who have broken up with their partner, you can try again to fix the relationship BUT dont do it again the 2nd time if it doesnt work out. That will never work, trust me.

2)Financial problems is all around us. The human needs are unlimited and what a human can earn obviously will never cover what they need i believe. Just try your best to do something your good at. If your good at something, i believe you will earn enough. I cant really give much advice on this as im still a student so best of luck =P

3)Work is something a human need to do to overcome everyday life expenses. It doesnt matter what you do or how much you earn, as long as you contribute to society. That's what i feel is best. For example:A teacher's pay, to be frank is not that high but its a really glorious job. Your giving knowledge to people and to me that's a really good job. Really contributing to society. For instance, a "street sweaper", that job is importatn

Childhood and adulthood

Remember those times when everything was still new and blur? The pure innocence of a child. What are the difference between the life of childhood and adulthood? Well, here they are:-

1) Remember those times when you want to have a sip of water but you'll have to ask the permission of the teacher first? "Teacher teacher! may i drink water pleeeeaaaseee?" Well, how about now? Just take your bottle, slot it in your mouthand swallow away without asking. =)

2)Your unsure which color pencil to use when coloring so you ask the teacher. Teacher says use light blue and you accidentally used blue. The teacher scolds you for not following instructions. Well screw that when your older! i use whatever colors i want to create my own masterpiece!

3)When we were young, we were very afraid of everything. We haven't explored the world quite just yet. A stranger knocks you on purpose and you apologize even if their in the wrong because your just afraid. When your older, your answer to the stranger would be WTF is your problem moth** F*****?!

4)Hearing about marriage or relationships or kissing would be disgusting when we were young. YUCK! But when we're older, marriage seems like a necessasity to bond two loving people's sould together and to make a family. Awww..... But too bad i still think its yucky! =P

5)Holding hands may seem like the end of the world for boys and girls at a young age but at adulthood, hehehe... Even when there's no one holding your hand, you'll be pleading in your heart that someone of the opposite sex would. "Please hold my hand!! a hug will do fine too!!! " XD

Teachers

Being a teacher isn't the easiest job in the world. They have to look after their own children and at the same time, other people's children as well. Students will blame the teachers and forever hate them if the teachers were to scold them. Well you gotta understand people, they aren't here to create havoc or to make our lives harder than it already is. Their here because to some, they have a passion to teach, to others, they love kids, to some, its the holiday and to some its just money.
The ones that have a passion to teach and loves kids, well, these teachers are soon to be extinct. The simple reason is because, ;- If you study real hard all your life and you've managed to get your hard earned sweat and blood degree or even masters cert, would you want to be a teacher and get a small amount of pay or rather get a job that pays you way more? I dont think so.
Then those who were miserable in their school life when they were young, the ones that got bullied in school, looked down, stepped on, well those are the ones that ends up being teachers nowadays because society simply rejects them so the only way for them is to crawl back to school again but this time they dominate as teachers. These people are usually psychologically disturbed and they would abuse their authority to bully the students and yes, make our lives even harder! So conclusion is, we need more quality teachers. Those with experience. No matter the age, the older you are, the more knowledge you'll have so to me, the pension limit at 55yrs old is wrong! Those who are able can still teach.
School is not based only on academically but also on personality and skills and these experienced teachers can teach what young and unexperienced teachers cannot. That's the way a school should be run, not with uneducated, unexperienced and mentally retarded teachers. =P

Topic of the day: Types of vaining

Vaining is very common amongst teenagers, especially girls!! Everytime they walk by a mirror, they have to surely take a glance at their hair, touch a bit and there to make sure its still in good shape. Well, its not wrong, but dont overdo it -_- it'll make you look like a monkey!
Other than looking oneself in the mirror all the time, theres also another occurance that is very very very popular amongst teenagers and that is PHOTO TAKING!! Yes thats right your eyes have not done you wrong yet! Photo taking is done by girls and boys alike but usually girls does more of it.

Ok here are some examples of the types of style people take vain pictures of themselves.

1) First one is the "CAM WHORE" type. They will take a pic of themselves whenever possible! Whenever their eating, bathing, siting down, standing up, brushing their teeth, talking, singing, taking a crap, sleeping, waking up, in the toilet, in the restaurant, in the car, in the yard, at the garden, mall, police station, jail, and basically everywhere possible =.= . Thats cam whores! their like TOTAL whores but a camera and picture type hahaha

2) Secondly, there's the I WANT TO TAKE VAIN PHOTOS BUT I DONT WANT ANYONE TO KNOW THAT I TOOK IT MYSELF" type. These kinda people are the ones that do not want others to think that their the ones that are taking their own vaining pictures so when they take pictures, they would normally do it by taking it themselves but they would face somewhere else so that people would think that someone else took it for them BUT hey! We're not stupid! We can see your arm FOOL!

3) Alright now here's the good part! Another type would be the "LALA or TU KAU" aka 29 type. These are the types of people whom are super overdressed and would take pictures with weird and funny poses! Their clothing would normally consist of -If a guy, then a vest, long jeans, slippers, singlet, tie and a totally disastrous hairstyle! that would make a perfect tu kau guy =D As for girls, they would consist of fishnets,clipped hairstyle to the side with some weird unexplainable hairdo, shorts and undesirable shoes! Alright now to their poses! They would normally take their pictures with half squat style, fingers pressed onto the cheek and posing like 1,2,3,4,5 or even 6 fingers! holy cow! well, those are the lala and tu kau types.

Well, these are the only three that i can come up with. Further info you have to be one to know =D There you have it, so which one are you, you yourselves know. =P

Due to excessive amount of free time, i have came up with a few types of girls that you should know exist in this world.

1)Innocent but notty type- These girls are innocent on the outlook but in bed, they cannot be tamed! WILD! Though quite loyal =)

2)The "Miss Popular" a.k.a "Miss Drama Queen" type is a type where trouble follows her everywhere! Watch out if your girlfriend is a miss popular cuz when they have nothing better to do, they'd create problems to you and to others alike.

3)The raging whore! This one is to be cautious with!! These type of girls are the ones to avoid! Unless if your a slut seeker then -.- The moment you turn your backs on them, they'd be giving other guys a nice banana milkshake, strawberry cupcakes, papaya peels and more 0.0 My oh my! these are the types that cannot be trusted at all times!!


There you have it the common 3 types of girls that exist in this world. For more information please contact me at my facebook and for emergency situations like when if your girlfriend has gone mad and crazy because you dumped her, kindly dial 999 for the nearest help =) HAVE A NICE DAY B******!

First date

Boys and girls here's a lesson for all you out there that is seeking true love and have found the true love but you just dont know what to do and your still new at it. Here's a few things ive learned and would like to share with you all


On the first date, the boys:
-Try not to rush things with your girl because girls do not like it. Take things a step at a time. They want guys that are patient and would wait for them because all girls are teasers! They want it but they say they dont because that would make them feel better. I dont see any benefit in that sooooooo conclusion is, girls are just TEASERS! So try to let them win most of the time even if you know that shes in the wrong because girls like to be pampered. Such teasers huh?


On the first date, the girls:
-Try not to tease your boy that much until he gets frustrated and goes home. Your just gonna shoo him away from you. Go for lunch and a movie. I recommend it =) Dont be shy to suggest where you want to go because if you dont and the boy takes you to a place that you dont like, you cant do anything bout it. Its ok to suggest a place to go because you guys are couples now. Your gonna share practically everything together. =D

Relationships upder pressure cooker

Girls and boys alike, are both seeking true love at the teenage age. Problem is, true love is hard to come by nowadays. People tend to play around with love. Example, the guy doesnt have feelings for the girl but still he will still lie to the girl and all just to be in a relationship cuz he feels his lonely and needs company. No no no no no no no no no no! Thats wrong cuz everyone has feelings too.
Alright back to the topic, you see people when two people are put under pressure where i like to call a pressure cooker, they tend to fall in love very quickly with each other. Im not sure if its a good thing or not but you can decide yourself at the end of the topic.


1)The girl and the boy went on a holiday together. Had a trip of a week. Before that they did not have feelings for each other. Didnt know each other that well even. So at the trip, the talked and had alone times together and in the 5 days process, they fell in love. From almost total strangers to lovers in just five days. Thats due to the pressure cooker of the trip.


2) Both the girl and the guy never knew each other but they added each other on facebook. They've not seen each other before so for the first time they are going out on a date together. At the date, they went for a movie and stuff like dat. The end of the day, both liked each other and one proposed so the other accepted. Thats the love they had for each other. One day from facebook buddies to lovers.


3)Both girl and boy are put in the same class for a week and they fall in love. The story goes on bla bla bla and im just too lazy to tell it all.


Point is, when a boy and a girl are put into a situation where both of them have nowhere to escape and their alone(somehow), so the love develops there but if its true love or not true love, its up to you guys to decide because personally i feel that it all depends on the situation. That's todays topic =D

I love you and I really need you.

If I tell you I don't love you then I'd be a liar coz you are my everything and I really miss you. Though you do not know this but Your always in my mind. All day all night I'd be thinking of you. Waiting and wishing for the day when you would tell me you love me once again. Though I messed up bad in the past but all I'm asking now is for you to give me another chance to  make it up to you. I'd do anything and everything just to hold you in my arms again, PYS.   

Famous or Infamous

Is being famous or infamous good? Why do teenagers in penang want to be famous so badly? I really dont get it. Ok let me break it down for you people on the pros and cons of being famous.

PROS:- I cant think of any XD


CONS:-1)People will know about whatever you do even the little little things. Example:-Once you pick your nose, everyone will talk about for the rest of your life.
-If you scratch your butt and someone sees you, then the whole of penang would call you the butt scratcher and everyone would avoid you. You would probally have to migrate somewhere else. Sometimes being famous isnt a good thing at all. Infamous they call it.

2)If you mix with this group of people, you will be the one shining and they will be the losers to the crowd. They would think that your friends are just following you just because your famous and they would benefit from you. That may sometimes be true but not always so dont be naive.

3)If you change your girlfriend or boyfriend, everyone would be talking about it and the rumors will grow and grow and grow as it pass from one person to another and by the time the rumor gets back to you, you will me amazed what lifeless people can come up with. Sometimes from your story, it can turn to an international standard news. How awsome people can be when they are lifeless and they gossip and come up with stories.


So its not good to be famous at all. All you get from being famous is just getting your private life being intervened by others. So lay low from the "paparazzi radar" and you will do fine. Live a normal life, cillax and life will be awsome! If your one of the gossipers reading this then fu*k your life, you deserve it and have a fu*ked up day XD

Embarassing moments

In some points of our lives, we will surely meet with some very embarrassing moments. I personally met with such multiple times again and again.
There was once when i was at the mall and i had to answer nature's call so i rushed to the nearby toilet. So, inside i went into the cubical to take a leak. Then suddenly i heard girls chattering away! I thought of going out and telling them that it was the mens' toilet but suddenly i realized that i'm the one whose in the women's toilet! My heart suddenly pounded like crazy! There were girls all around talking, putting on their makeups and gossiping away. Theres even a girl at the neighbouring cubical taking off her pants -_- ( i didnt peep if you guys are wondering. I heard the sound of her pants unziping.) I hid in the cubical for about half an hour hoping that everyone would leave the toilet. I kept quite. When i hear no sound from girls i quickily ran outside! There were still some girls there but i think they didnt notice me. Man, that was really embarrassing!

Complaints on net

I notice a lot of people usually complain about something in facebook. They post up every single little thing about themselves that happened. Its not like we want to know about your personal details. Example:-

1)If they hate someone they post up a lot of posts saying things like, Eww that girl's face is like *tomatoe* *banana* *papaya* *durian* *dolphins?* 0.0 But actually the person complaining doesnt look any better than who shes complaining about. Truth is, please look in the mirror before commenting about others. My advice would be to keep quite about it. If the person has done you wrong then he or she would get whats coming.

2)Some even make it like a conversation. They post something up and wait for people to comment on it then they ask a totally different and unrelated questions. There goes the super long spamming comments like hey where are you. i miss you. man im so bored. and stuff like that. For Your Information! theres something called MSN messanger! -.-

3)Some people post up everything they do. Example, Im brushing my teeth now. IM done brushing my teeth. now walking to my closet. now choosing my clothes. wow i see red green blue white black yellow shirts. im choosing now. and the list goes on -.- never ending business that people dont want to know about. Theres something called a diary. Write it there lol

Well thats it for today people =D Be good to be treated good. Thats life.